
Original cover from 1999.


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How
to Marry a Marquis is
a book for which the title came way before the story. And
then, while
I was brainstorming the book (it took so long
to
brainstorm I wrote To
Catch an Heiress first!) America went crazy over The
Rules.
(If you don't know what this is,The
Rules was a monster-bestseller
that basically told women how to find a husband.) Suddenly
I thought--What if a book like THE RULES had come out in
Regency
England? And the story just flowed from there...
Other fun points of interest--the main characters are all named
after old alma maters. Elizabeth Hotchkiss is named after
my
high school (The Hotchkiss School) and James Sidwell, Marquis
of Riverdale is a nod toward my husband's education (he went
to elementary and middle school at Sidwell Friends, then
transferred
to The Riverdale Country School for high school when he moved
to New York.) Elizabeth is also my cousin's name, and her
younger
sisters are named after my mom and her twin sister, Jane and
Susan. Lucas (the brother) isn't named after anybody; I just
liked the name!

The beloved Malcolm.
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If you look hard you might find my buddy and fellow author Danelle
Harmon. She's right in there with William Dunford, the hero
from
Minx, who makes a brief appearance
(he's still a bachelor in
How to Marry a Marquis, which actually takes place before
Minx.)
And
lest I forget, Malcolm the cat is real. He's actually a combination
of my mother's cat, affectionately known as psychokitty, and
my sister's cat Malcolm. (You can read the book and decide which
cat donated the personality and which donated the looks.)
Check
out the deleted scene from How to Marry a Marquis in
the bonus features section.
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How to Marry a Marquis is second in a pair of books about
two friends who happen to be former spies. The first is To Catch an Heiress.The indomitable Lady Danbury made her first appearance in How to Marry a Marquis. Readers (and JQ!) were so entertained by the cantankerous oldcountess that JQ couldn't resist bringing her back in future books. She got brief mentions in The Duke and I and The Viscount Who Loved Me, and had a short scene in An Offer from a Gentleman, before coming back in a big way in Romancing Mr. Bridgerton.
Lady D got a short scene again in When He was Wicked, then nearly stole the show in It's in His Kiss as the hero's grandmother. She's back in Just Like Heaven, and readers can look forward to her in future Smythe-Smith books.
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How to Marry a Marquis was chosen as one of Amazon.com's top ten historical romances for
1999! To see the full list, click here.

How to Marry a Marquis spent
four weeks on the USA Today Bestseller list (peaking
at #78).
Two weeks on the Waldenbooks Mass Market Paperback Bestseller
List.
Also available as an e-book.
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Surrey, England
July, 1815
Four plus six plus eight plus
seven plus one plus one plus one, mark down eight, carry the
two...
Elizabeth Hotchkiss added up
the column of numbers for the fourth time, came up with the
same answer she'd come up with three times before, and groaned.
When she looked up, three somber
faces were staring at her -- the three faces of her younger
siblings. "What is it, Lizzie?" nine-year old Jane asked.
Elizabeth smiled weakly as she
tried to figure out how she was going to put away enough money
to buy fuel to heat their little cottage that winter. "We, ah,
we haven't much in the way of funds, I'm afraid."
Susan, who at fourteen, was closest
in age to Elizabeth, frowned. "Are you absolutely certain? We
must have something. When Papa was alive we always--"
Elizabeth silenced her with an
urgent stare. There were a lot of things they'd had when Papa
was alive, but he'd left them nothing aside from a small bank
account. No income, no property. Nothing but memories. And those
-- at least the ones Elizabeth carried with her -- weren't the
sort that warmed one's heart.
"Things are different now," she
said firmly, hoping to put an end to the subject. "You can't
compare the two."
Jane grinned. "We can use the
money Lucas has been stuffing away in his toy soldier box."
Lucas, the only boy in the Hotchkiss
clan, yelped. "What were you doing in my things?" He turned
to Elizabeth with an expression that might have been termed
"glowering" had it not been gracing the face of an eight-year-old.
"Is there no privacy in this household?"
"Apparently not," Elizabeth said
absently, staring down at the numbers before her. She made a
few marks with her pencil as she tried to devise new methods
of economy.
"Sisters," Lucas grunted, looking
excessively put out. "I am plagued with them."
Susan peered at Elizabeth's ledger.
"Can't we shuffle some of the money about? Do something to stretch
it a bit further?"
"There's nothing to stretch.
Thank goodness the rent on the cottage is paid, or we'd be out
on our ears."
"Is it really as bad as that?"
Susan whispered.
Elizabeth nodded. "We've enough
to last the rest of the month, and then a bit more when I receive
my wages from Lady Danbury, but then..." Her words trailed off,
and she looked away, not wanting Jane and Lucas to see the tears
pricking her eyes. She'd been caring for these three for five
years, ever since she'd been eighteen. They depended on her
for food, shelter, and most importantly, stability.
Jane nudged Lucas, and then when
he didn't respond, jabbed him in the soft spot between his shoulder
and collarbone.
"What?" he snapped. "That hurt."
" 'What' is impolite," Elizabeth
said automatically. " 'Pardon' is preferable."
Lucas's little mouth fell open
in outrage. "It wasn't polite of her to poke me like that. And
I'm certainly not going to beg her pardon."
Jane rolled her eyes and sighed.
"You must remember that he is only eight."
Lucas smirked back. "You're only
nine."
"I shall always be older than
you."
"Yes, but I shall soon be bigger,
and then you'll be sorry."
Elizabeth's lips curved into
a bittersweet smile as she watched them bicker. She'd heard
the same argument a million times before, but she'd also spied
Jane tiptoeing into Lucas's room after dark and kissing him
goodnight on the forehead.
Theirs might not be a typical
family -- it was just the four of them, after all, and they'd
been orphans for years -- but the Hotchkiss clan was special.
Elizabeth had managed to keep the family together five years
ago when her father had died, and she was damned if she let
a shortage of funds tear them apart.
Jane crossed her arms. "You should
give Lizzie your money, Lucas. It isn't right to hoard it away."
He nodded solemnly and left the
room, his little blond head bowed. Elizabeth glanced back up
at Susan and Jane. They were also blond, with the bright blue
eyes of their mother. And Elizabeth looked just like the rest
of them -- a little blond army, they were, with no money for
food.
She sighed again and leveled
a serious stare at her sisters. "I'm going to have to marry.
There is nothing else for it."
"Oh, no, Lizzie!" Jane shrieked,
jumping out of her chair and practically clambering across the
table to her sister's lap. "Not that! Anything but that!"
Elizabeth looked at Susan with
a confused expression, silently asking her if she knew why Janie
was so upset. Susan just shook her head and shrugged.
"It's not that bad," Elizabeth
said, stroking Jane's hair. "If I marry, then I shall probably
have a baby of my own, and then you get to be an Auntie. Won't
that be nice?"
"But the only person who's asked
you is Squire Nevins and he's horrid! Just horrid." Elizabeth
smiled unconvincingly.
"I'm sure we can find someone
besides Squire Nevins. Someone less... ah... horrid."
"I won't live with him," Jane
said with a mutinous cross of her arms. "I won't. I'd rather
go to an orphanage. Or one of those horrid workhouses."
Elizabeth didn't blame her. Squire
Nevins was old, fat, and mean. And he always stared at Elizabeth
in a way that made her break out in a cold sweat. Truth be told,
she didn't much like the way he stared at Susan. Or Jane, for
that matter.
No, she couldn't marry Squire
Nevins.
Lucas returned to the kitchen
carrying a small metal box. He held it out to Elizabeth. "I've
saved one pound, forty," he said. "I was going to use it for--"
He swallowed. "Never mind. I want you to have it. For the family."
Elizabeth took the box silently
and looked in. Lucas's one pound, forty was there, almost all
in pennies and ha'pennies. "Lucas, honey," she said gently.
"This is your savings. It has taken you years to collect all
of these coins."
His lower lip quivered, but somehow
he managed to expand his little chest until he stood like one
of his toy soldiers. "I'm the man of the house now. I have to
provide for you."
Elizabeth nodded solemnly and
moved his money into the box where she kept household funds.
"Very well. We shall use this for food. Perhaps you can come
shopping with me next week, and you may pick out something you
like."
"My kitchen garden should begin
to produce vegetables soon," Susan said helpfully. "Enough to
feed us, and maybe a bit extra we could sell or barter in the
village."
Jane started to squirm on Elizabeth's
lap. "Please tell me you didn't plant more turnips. I hate turnips."
"We all hate turnips," Susan
replied. "But they're so easy to grow."
"Not so easy to eat," Lucas grumbled.
Elizabeth exhaled and closed
her eyes. How had they come to this? Theirs was an old, honorable
family -- little Lucas was even a baronet! And yet they were
reduced to growing turnips -- which they all detested -- in
a kitchen garden.
She was failing. She had thought
she could raise her brother and sisters. When her father had
died, it had been the most impossible time in her life, and
all that had kept her going was the thought that she had to
protect her siblings, keep them happy and warm. Together.
She'd fought off aunts and uncles
and cousins, all of whom offered to take on one of the Hotchkiss
children, usually little Lucas, who, with his title, could eventually
hope to marry a girl with a nice, large dowry. But Elizabeth
had refused, even when her friends and neighbors had urged her
to let him go.
She'd wanted to keep the family
together, she had said. Was that so much to ask?
But she was failing. There was
no money for music lessons or tutors, or any of the things Elizabeth
had taken for granted when she'd been small. The Lord only knew
how she was going to manage to send Lucas to Eton. And he had
to go. Every Hotchkiss male for four-hundred years had attended
Eton. They hadn't all managed to graduate, but they'd all gone.
She was going to have to marry.
And her husband was going to have to have a lot of money. It
was as simple as that.

"Abraham begat Isaac, and Isaac
begat Jacob, and Jacob begat Judas..."
Elizabeth quietly cleared her
throat and looked up with hopeful eyes. Was Lady Danbury asleep
yet? She leaned forward and studied the older lady's face. Hard
to tell.
"...And Judas begat Phares and
Zara of Thamar, and Phares begat Esrom..."
The old lady's eyes had definitely
been closed for some time now, but still, one couldn't be too
careful.
"...And Esrom begat Aram, and..."
Was that a snore? Elizabeth's
voice dropped to a whisper.
"...And Aram begat Aminadab,
and Aminadab begat Naasson, and..."
Elizabeth closed the Bible and
began to tiptoe backwards out of the drawing room. Normally
she didn't mind reading to Lady Danbury; it was actually one
of the better parts of her position as companion to the dowager
countess. But today she really needed to get back home. She
had felt so dreadful leaving while Jane was still in such a
tizzy about the prospect of Squire Nevins entering their little
family. Elizabeth had assured her she wouldn't marry him if
he were the last man on earth, but Jane hadn't been very confident
that anyone else would ask, and--
THUMP!
Elizabeth nearly jumped out of
her skin. No one knew how to produce more noise with a cane
and a floor than Lady Danbury.
"I am not asleep!" Lady D's voice
boomed.
Elizabeth turned around and smiled
weakly. "So sorry."
Lady Danbury chuckled. "You're
not in the least bit sorry. Get back over here."
Elizabeth suppressed a groan
and returned to her straight-backed chair. She liked Lady Danbury.
She truly did. In fact she longed for the day when she could
use age as an excuse and carry on with Lady D's signature brand
of outspokenness.
It was just that she really needed
to get home, and--
"You're a tricky one, you are,"
Lady Danbury said.
"I beg your pardon?"
"All those 'begats.' Hand-chosen
to put me to sleep."
Elizabeth felt her cheeks grow
warm with a guilty blush and tried to phrase her words as question.
"I don't know what you mean?"
"You skipped ahead. We should
still be on Moses and the great flood, not that begat part."
"I don't think that was Moses
with the great flood, Lady Danbury."
"Nonsense. Of course it was."
Elizabeth decided that Noah would
understand her desire to avoid a protracted discussion of biblical
references with Lady Danbury and shut her mouth.
"At any rate, it matters not
who got caught in the flood. The fact of the matter is that
you skipped ahead just to put me to sleep."
"I... ah..."
"Oh, just admit it, girl." Lady
Danbury's lips spread into a knowing smile. "I admire you for
it, actually. Same thing I would have done at your age."
Elizabeth rolled her eyes. If
this wasn't a case of "damned if you do and damned if you don't"
she didn't know what was. So she just sighed, picked up the
bible and said, "What portion would you like me to read?"
"None of it. Bloody boring it
is. Haven't we anything more exciting in the library?"
"I'm sure we must. I could check,
if you like."
"You do that. But before you
go, could you hand me that ledger? Yes, that one on the desk."
Elizabeth rose, walked over to
the desk, and picked up the leather-bound ledger. "Here you
are," she said, handing it to Lady Danbury.
The countess flipped the ledger
open with military precision before looking back up at Elizabeth.
"Thank you, my girl. I've a new estate manager arriving today
and I want to get all these numbers memorized so I can be sure
he isn't robbing me blind in a month's time."
"Lady Danbury," Elizabeth said
with the utmost sincerity, "even the devil wouldn't dare to
rob you blind."
Lady D thumped her cane by way
of applause and laughed. "Well said, my girl. So nice to see
a young one with a brain in the head. My own children-- Well,
bah, I'm not going to get into that now except to tell you that
my son once got his head caught between the bars of the fence
'round Windsor Castle."
Elizabeth clapped her hand over
her mouth in an effort to stifle a laugh.
"Oh, go ahead and giggle," Lady
Danbury sighed. "I've found that the only way to avoid parental
frustration is to view him a source of amusement."
"Well," Elizabeth said carefully,
"that does seem a wise course of action..."
"You'd make a fine diplomat,
Lizzie Hotchkiss," Lady Danbury chortled. "Where's my baby?"
Elizabeth didn't even bat an
eyelash. Lady D's abrupt changes of subject were legendary.
"Your cat," she emphasized, "has been sleeping on the
ottoman for the last hour," she said, pointing across the room.
Malcolm lifted his furry head,
tried to focus his slightly crossed blue eyes, decided it wasn't
worth the effort, and settled back down.
"Malcolm," Lady Danbury cooed,
"come to Mama."
Malcolm ignored her.
"I have food."
The cat yawned, recognized Lady
D as his primary source of food, and hopped down.
"Lady Danbury," Elizabeth scolded,
"you know that cat is too fat."
"Nonsense."
Elizabeth shook her head. Malcolm
weighed at least a stone, and half of that was fur. She spent
the better part of every evening after she returned home de-furring
her clothing.
Which was really quite remarkable,
since the snotty beast hadn't deigned to let her hold him in
five years.
"Good kitty," Lady D said,
holding out her arms.
"Stupid cat," Elizabeth muttered
as the ecru colored feline stopped, stared at her, then went
on its way.
"You're such a sweet thing."
Lady D rubbed her hand against his furry belly. "Such a sweet
thing." The cat stretched out on Lady Danbury's lap, laying
on his back with his paws hanging over his head.
"That isn't a cat," Elizabeth
said. "It's a poor excuse for a rug."
Lady D raised a brow. "I know
you're just saying that to tease me, Lizzie Hotchkiss."
"No, I'm not."
"Nonsense. You love Malcolm."
"Like I love Attila the Hun."
"Well, Malcolm loves you."
The cat lifted its head, and
Elizabeth would swear it stuck its tongue out at her.
Elizabeth stood, letting out
an indignant squeak. "That cat is a menace. I'm going to the
library."
"Good idea. Go find me a new
book."
Elizabeth headed for the door.
"And nothing with 'begat!'"
Elizabeth laughed in spite of
herself and headed across the hall to the library. The clicking
sound of her footsteps disappeared as she stepped onto the carpet,
and she sighed. Good heavens, there were a lot of books here.
Where on earth to start?
She selected a few novels, then
pulled down a collection of Shakespeare's comedies. A slim volume
of romantic poetry joined the pile, and then, just as she was
about to cross the hall back to Lady D's drawing room, another
book caught her eye.
It was very small, and bound
in quite the brightest red leather Elizabeth had ever seen.
But what was most odd about the book was that it was sitting
sideways on a shelf in a library that gave new meaning to the
word "order." Dust wouldn't dare settle on these shelves, and
certainly no book would ever lie sideways.
Elizabeth set down her pile and
picked up the little red book. It was upside down, so she had
to flip it over to read the title.
HOW TO MARRY A MARQUIS
She dropped the book, half expecting
lightning to strike her, right there in the library. Surely
this had to be some kind of joke. She'd only decided that
afternoon
that she had to marry, and well.
"Susan?" she called out. "Lucas?
Jane?"
She shook her head. She was being
ridiculous. Her siblings, cheeky as they may be, would not sneak
into Lady Danbury's house and deposit a fake book, and--
Well, actually, she thought,
turning the slim red volume over in her hand, when it came right
down to it, the book didn't really look fake. The binding looked
sturdy, and the leather on the cover appeared to be of high
quality. She glanced around to make sure that no one was watching
-- although she wasn't quite certain why she should feel so
embarrassed-- and carefully opened it to the first page.
The author was a Mrs. Seeton,
and the book had been printed in 1792, the year of Elizabeth's
birth. A funny little coincidence, Elizabeth decided, but she
wasn't a superstitious sort of person. And she certainly didn't
need a little book to tell her how to live her life.
Besides, when it came right down
to it, what did this Mrs. Seeton really know? After all, if
she had married a marquis, wouldn't she be Lady Seeton?
Elizabeth slammed the book shut
decisively and returned it to its spot on the shelf, making
certain that it laid sideways, just the way she had found it.
She didn't want anyone to think she'd actually been looking
at the silly thing.
She picked up her stack of books
and crossed back to the drawing room, where Lady Danbury was
still sitting in her chair, stroking her cat and staring out
the window as if she were waiting for someone.
"I found some books," Elizabeth
called out. "I don't think you'll find many 'begats' in these,
although perhaps in the Shakespeare..."
"Not tragedies, I hope."
"No, I thought that in your current
frame of mind, you'd find the comedies more entertaining."
"Good girl," Lady Danbury said
approvingly. "Anything else?" Elizabeth blinked and looked back
down at the books in her arms. "A couple of novels, and some
poetry."
"Burn the poetry."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Well, don't burn it; the books
are certainly more valuable than firewood. But I certainly don't
want to hear it. My late husband must have bought that. Such
a dreamer."
"I see," Elizabeth said, mostly
because she thought she was expected to say something.
With a sudden movement, Lady
Danbury cleared her throat and waved her hand in the air. "Why
don't you go home early today?"
Elizabeth's mouth dropped open.
Lady Danbury never dismissed her early.
"I have to deal with that blasted
estate manager, and I certainly don't need you here for that.
Besides, if he's an eye for pretty young girls, I'll never get
him to pay attention to me with you around."
"Lady Danbury, I hardly think--"
"Nonsense. You're quite an attractive
thing. Men love blond hair. I should know. Mine used to be as
fair as yours."
Elizabeth smiled. "It still is
fair."
"It's white, is what it is,"
Lady Danbury said with a laugh. "You're a sweet thing. You shouldn't
be here with me, you should be out finding a husband."
"I... ah..." What to say to that?
"Very noble of you to devote
yourself to your siblings, but you have to live as well."
Elizabeth just stared at her
employer, horrified by the tears pooling in her eyes. She'd
served Lady Danbury for five years, and never had they spoken
of such matters.
"I'll-- I'll be off, then, since
you say I might leave early."
Lady Danbury nodded, looking
oddly disappointed. Had she been hoping Elizabeth would pursue
the topic further? "Just put that book of poetry back before
you go," she instructed. "I'm sure I won't look at it, and I
can't trust the servants to keep my books in order."
"I will." Elizabeth set the rest
of the books down on an end table, gathered her things and said
her farewells. As she was walking out of the room, Malcolm jumped
off of Lady Danbury's lap and followed her.
"See?" Lady D crowed. "I told
you he loved you."
Elizabeth eyed the cat suspiciously
as she headed out into the hall. "What do you want, Malcolm?"
He flicked his tail, bared his
teeth, and hissed.
"Oh!" Elizabeth exclaimed, dropping
the poetry book. "You beast. Following me out here just to hiss--"
"Did you throw a book at my cat?"
Lady D hollered.
Elizabeth decided to ignore the
question, instead jabbing her finger in Malcolm's direction
as she snatched up her book. "Go back to Lady Danbury, you awful
creature."
Malcolm stuck his tail in the
air and stalked away.
Elizabeth let out a long breath
and walked into the library. She headed over for the poetry
section, scrupulously keeping her back that little red book.
She didn't want to think about it, she didn't want to look at
it--
Drat, but that thing was practically
giving off heat. Never in her life had Elizabeth been so aware
of an inanimate object.
She reshelved the volume of poetry
and stomped to the door, starting to get really annoyed with
herself. That silly little book shouldn't affect her one way
or another. By avoiding it like the plague, she was actually
giving it power it didn't deserve, and--
"Oh, for heavens sake!"
she finally burst out.
"Did you say something?" Lady
Danbury called out from the next room.
"No! I just-- Uh, I just tripped
over the edge of the rug. That's all." Elizabeth muttered another,
"Good heavens," under her breath and tiptoed back over to the
book. It was lying face-down, and much to Elizabeth's surprise,
her hand shot out and flipped it over.
HOW TO MARRY A MARQUIS
There it was, same as before.
Staring up at her, mocking her, sitting there as if to say she
didn't have the gumption to read it.
"It is just a book," she muttered.
"Just a stupid, garishly red, little book."
And yet...
Elizabeth needed money so desperately.
Lucas had to be sent to Eton, and Jane had cried for a week
when she'd used up the last of her watercolors. And both of
them were growing faster than weeds on a summer day. Jane could
make do with Susan's old frocks, but Lucas would need clothing
befitting his station.
The only road to riches was marriage,
and this brazen little book claimed to have all the answers.
Elizabeth wasn't so foolish as to believe that she might snag
a marquis, but maybe a little advice could help her land a nice
country gentleman Ñ one with a nice comfortable income. She'd
even marry a Cit. Her father would turn over in his grave at
the thought of her making an alliance with someone in trade,
but a girl had to be practical, and Elizabeth would wager that
there were a number of wealthy merchants who'd like to marry
the impoverished daughter of a baronet.
When it came right down to it,
she didn't know much about men. She didn't know what she was
supposed to say to them or how she was supposed to act to make
them fall in love with her.
She stared at the book. Hard.
She looked around. Was anyone
coming?
She took a deep breath, and quick
as lightning, the book found its way into her reticule.
Then she ran out of the house.

James Sidwell, Marquis of Riverdale,
liked to go unnoticed. He liked nothing better than to blend
into a crowd, his identity unknown, and ferret out plots and
facts. It was probably why he'd so enjoyed his years of work
for the War Office.
And he'd been damned good at
it. The same face and body that commanded such attention in
London ballrooms disappeared into crowds with startling success.
James merely removed the confident gleam from his eyes, stooped
his shoulders, and no one ever suspected that he was of noble
lineage.
Of course the brown hair and
brown eyes helped, too. It was always good to have common coloring.
James doubted there were very many successful red-headed operatives.
But one year earlier, his cover
had been blown when a Napoleonic spy had revealed his identity
to the French. And now the War Office refused to assign him
to any mission more exciting than the occasional rounding up
of low-stakes smugglers.
James had accepted his boring
fate with a heavy sigh and an air of resignation. It was probably
time he devoted himself to his estates and title, anyway. He
had to marry at some point --distasteful as the prospect might
be-- and produce an heir to the marquisate. And so he had turned
his attention to the London social scene, where a marquis --especially
one so young and handsome-- never went unnoticed.
James had been alternately disgusted,
bored, and amused. Disgusted because the young ladies --and
their mamas-- viewed him as nothing so much as a large fish
to be hooked and reeled in. Bored because after years of political
intrigue, the color of ribbons and the cut of a waistcoat just
didn't strike him as fascinating topics of conversation. And
amused because, to be frank, if he hadn't held on to his sense
of humor throughout the ordeal he would have gone mad.
When the note from his aunt had
arrived by special messenger, he had nearly whooped with joy.
Now, as he approached her house in Surrey, he pulled it out
of his pocket and reread it.
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Riverdale--
I need your help urgently. Please report to Danbury
House with all possible haste. Do not travel in your
best finery. I shall tell everyone that you are my new
estate manager. Your new name is James Siddons.
--Agatha, Lady Danbury |
James had no idea what this
was all about, but he knew it was just what he needed to alleviate
his boredom and allow him to leave London without feeling guilty
over shirking his duties. He traveled by hired coach, since
an estate manager would not own horses as fine as his, and walked
the last mile from the center of town to Danbury House. Everything
he needed was packed in one bag.
In the eyes of the world, he
became plain Mr. James Siddons, a gentleman, to be sure, but
perhaps just a little down on funds. His clothing came from
the back of his closet -- well-made, but worn at the elbows
and two years out of style. A few snips with the kitchen shears
effectively marred the expert haircut he'd received just the
week before. For all intents and purposes, the Marquis of Riverdale
had disappeared, and James could not have been more pleased.
Of course his aunt's scheme did
have a major flaw, but that was only to be expected when one
let amateurs do the planning. James hadn't visited Danbury House
in nearly a decade; his work for the War Office hadn't afforded
him much time to visit family, and he certainly hadn't wanted
to put his aunt in any kind of danger. But surely there was
someone --some aging retainer, the butler, perhaps-- who would
recognize him.
But then again, people saw what
they expected to see, and when James acted like an estate manager,
people generally saw an estate manager.
He was nearly to Danbury House
--practically on the front steps, actually-- when the front
door flew open and petite, blond woman came tearing out, head
down, eyes to the ground, and moving just a fraction slower
than the speed of light. James didn't even have a chance to
call out before she'd run right into him.
Their bodies connected with dull
thump, and the girl let out a feminine squeal of surprise as
she bounced off of him and landed inelegantly on the ground.
A clip or ribbon or whatever it was females called those things
flew from her hair, causing a thick lock of white gold hair
to slip out of her coiffure and settle awkwardly on her shoulder.
"I beg your pardon," James said,
holding out his hand to help her up.
"No, no," she replied, brushing
off her skirts, "it was my fault entirely. I wasn't looking
where I was going."
She didn't bother to take his
hand, and James found himself oddly disappointed. She wasn't
wearing gloves, and neither was he, and he felt a strange compulsion
to feel the touch of her hand in his.
But he could not say such things
out loud, and so he instead bent down to help her retrieve her
things. Her reticule had flown open when it hit the ground,
and her belongings were now strewn around their feet. He handed
her her gloves, which caused her to blush.
"It's so hot," she explained,
looking at the gloves with resignation.
"Don't don them on my account,"
he said with an easy smile. "As you can see, I have also chosen
to use the fine weather as an excuse to leave them off."
She stared at his hands for a
moment before shaking her head and murmuring, "This is the oddest
conversation."
She knelt to gather the rest
of her things, and James followed suit. He picked up a handkerchief
and was reaching for a book when she suddenly made the strangest
noise --nothing so much as a strangled cry-- and snatched it
out from beneath his fingers.
James found himself really wanting
to know what was in that book.
She cleared her throat about
six times and said, "You're very kind to help me."
"It was no trouble, I assure
you," he murmured, clearly trying to get a look at the book.
But she'd already shoved it back into her reticule.
Elizabeth smiled nervously at
him, letting her hand slip into her bag, just to reassure herself
that the book was really there, hidden safely out of sight.
If she was caught reading such a thing, she'd be mortified beyond
words. It was a given that all unmarried women were looking
for a husband, but only the most pathetic of females would be
caught actually reading a manual on the subject.
He didn't say anything, just
looked her over in an assessing sort of way that made her even
more nervous. Finally, she blurted out, "Are you the new estate
manager?"